Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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