I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Success! We fucked roommates!
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