I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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