Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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