ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My ass is underappreciated
do nipples grow back?
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