Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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