The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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