In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
