Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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