You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
