it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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