I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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