omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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