just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
