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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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