So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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