We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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