WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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