Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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