I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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