im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
