I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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