yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
tell me about the eggs
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