As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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