Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
nutella sex= disaster
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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