the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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