you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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