His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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