I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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