So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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