We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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