I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
he shaved USA in his pubs
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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