To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
