Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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