It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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