Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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