is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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