I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
did i just pee glitter
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
