paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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