One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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