all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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