Tell her she can't have a vagina
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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