We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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