Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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