Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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