I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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