why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're a waste of cheezeits
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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