Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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