You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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