About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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