When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
True college students do jello shots in the library
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