She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
birth control should be required to get into college
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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