She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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