The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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