they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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